do you own original art?

i love having art in my home.
art that inspires
and causes me to reflect.

art that adds beauty
to my (often undone) home.

art that makes me consider
the artist's creative
work and life.

recently, we added a new piece to our collection.
it lives in our living room:
 in a really unique place:
 we're pretty sure
couch art will become the new trend.
 feel free to copy us.
ink on couches is all the rage!

oh, you want to know who the artist is??
i'll give you one hint:
for a small fee, 
(i'll pay you.)
i'll send him to your home
where he can produce
your very own piece
of original art.